What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?