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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:56

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
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No go.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
No way
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.