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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No go.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

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Just Forget it!

No way

So they tried

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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share office space ...

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Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.